Yeeeaaa, well. Where to begin? Yuumi that furry fiend. Mega pain, no fun and whoever picks her might have lost control over their lifes. That´s how it is and you can´t deny it. Playing against Yuumi is like stepping on lego. Just over and over in a short period of time... While the pieces get sharper and the pain increases. Why all the hate, you may ask yourselfes? I will give you the five reasons why i think, Yuumi should be deleted from the game!
Remember that interview when Riot answered the question whether they think, that yuumis is balanced or not with a simple 'no'. Doesn´t that say it all? Imagine designing a champion and totally losing track of its balancing and harm it causes to... ME! There even is a petition on change.org which wants Yuumi to be removed from the game. See guys? I´m not the only one who wants this to happen and gets queasy in the stomach area when thinking about Yuumi. Delete her from the game already, Riot!
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But since this is a column with a journalistic foundation, I will keep my integrity for now. Loving to rant about cats and all,but now let us get to the straight facts why Yuumi sucks.
1. Yuumi sucks because: The Gameplay is not Interactive
What Yuumi´s gameplay is about? Glue yourself to your ADC or any fed ally afterwards. Throw some auto attacks every once in a while and heal your allies from time to time – while sticking to them of course. No worries, they will do the moving for you and recalling for you and farm your experience. Feeling like a mechanical god already? Go watch a series while climbing then, that´s what Yuumi´s like.
2. Yuumi sucks because: The Toxic Submarine
Ever heard about the toxic submarine? That´s when Twitch and Yuumi unite. For instance, it´s brutal. Remember the glueing mechanic of Yuumi? Well, if she glues herself to twitch and the rat goes stealth mode, Yuumi simply follows. Yes you heard right – 2 invisible furries for the price of one. And Yuumi has quite a few of such broken mechanics which totally make no sense and at the same time, empower her kit even more. Imagine getting surprised by not only a hyper carry, but her rooting, healing cat friend as well. Gross.
3. Yuumi sucks because: She is invincible
If you're mad about this point, then well done. You're on the correct side of the rift – the one Yuumi isn't on. She´s a freaking healbot, so it´s hard enough to kill any of her team mates at all. But herself? Don´t even think about it. As long as any of her allies is near her, when the first one dies, she will just jump to them in no time. Like a blood sucking tick. But instead of their blood, Yuumi sucks yours. And with it your whole soul, because that´s what Yuumi players do.
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4. Yuumi sucks because: She isn´t for a solo session
Yuumi can´t stand on her own feet. Bound to an ally she can´t do A N Y T H I N G on her own. Most likely the devilish cat will stick to her ADC like a piece of gum. Playing the shield bot game, while pressing E for heals once in a while. Be right back, to grab a drink and snacks? No problem, won´t be impactful, since you play Yuumi anyways.
5. Yuumi sucks because: Furries have no place in Summoner´s Rift
We have the perfect idea for an event, which takes place with Norra coming into the game. Since she´s Yuumi´s master, the event could be all about a fight between them. In the end Norra gets her book back and banishes Yuumi into a different realm. And woosh, Yuumi is gone, Norra implemented and it all makes sense lore wise. You´re welcome, Riot!
- Did you hear, that the new Champion is Vex and not Norra? So we might have to wait a little longer to have Yuumi deleted from the game
Why that? You shouldn´t need to ask that anymore, common. Summoner´s Rift is a battle field for heroes and monster, not for little furries. Get off, Yuumi!